Cake, that is. I had a cute card for MoBob, and baked a red velvet cake with white frosting for V-Day. I found it a little disconcerting to eat a cake of this color, although MB liked it very much.
I got a hog mug after all. That is to say, a mug with the Arkansas Razorbacks mascot - a red, angry pig - on it. From Wal-Mart. I asked MB if this was a spontaneous purchase, and he said, no, he'd been eyeballing it for awhile.
ETA: gertruderocks kindly sent me a recipe for red velvet cake from the venerable NYT no less. She says it's a southern thing (or thang). Mine was courtesy of Duncan Hines cake mix.