Because we have Snowzilla.
What is 8 feet tall, looks like a lizard and vomits flames?
Nick Berte’s extended adolescence.
Or the product of it, at least. When he was a kid, Berte’s father, a nuclear engineer and inventor, would help him fuse stuff onto cars with a Heliarc welder. Growing up, he sprayed old tennis balls with WD-40, set them alight and whacked them back and forth on the court with friends.
“Before video games,” he explains, “there was fire.”