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(This made me smile.)

Hey Sylvia,

We're just checking in to see if you received your order (How Not to Look Old: Fast and Effortless Ways to Look 10 Years Younger, 10 Pounds Lighter, 10 Times Better) from Better World Books. If your order hasn't blessed your mailbox just yet, heads are gonna roll in the Mishawaka warehouse! Seriously though, if you haven't received your order or are less than 108.8% satisfied, please reply to this message. Let us know what we can do to flabbergast you with service.

Thanks again for your support!

Humbly Yours,

Indaba (our super-cool email robot)
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On November 5th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC), jandjsalmon commented:
HA HA HA!

Priceless!
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On November 6th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC), cellio commented:
Fun!
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On November 6th, 2009 02:57 am (UTC), ext_172444 commented:
Love that!
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On November 6th, 2009 04:00 am (UTC), sustainableme commented:
Better World Books rocks (although I've never gotten an email like that from them)! I <3 them, especially when they're having sales on used books.
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